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jadekittykat:

10 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides

Everytime I see this post something inside of me screams everytime to reblog it. I could see this one second and then a few minutes later see it again and just

"I can’t reblog this I alread—"

REBLOG IT AGAIN BITCH

(Source: those-earth-treading-stars, via kisss-me-in-the-raiin)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via splders)

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via sadradgrrrl-deactivated20140406)

shrrrr1mp:

jolnnkrasinski:

easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it

I googled ‘marijuana jesus’ and if you thought I’d be disappointed, you thought wrong

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(via sadradgrrrl-deactivated20140406)

whoredinarygirl:

at least pizza and ice cream won’t tell me i’m a bad person

How to have sex

Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger
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